Hotel Industry

Someone sent me and frankly this is our industry

You had four different desks in the last 6 years and worked for 8 different Managers
Going for cocktails and dinner is NOT your idea of a nice evening
It's dark on your drive to and from work *even in the summer
Communication is something your 'group' is having problems with
You see a good-looking person and you know it's a visitor/guest
Food left over from a banquet or meeting is staple diet for you
You forget what you look like in anything but a suit, *or you've actually worn hose with sandals
All the work you were hired to do gets done before 9 and after 5
You're already late on an assignment you just received

Your boss's favorite lines are
a. When you get a minute....
b. In your spare time...
c. I have an opportunity for you...

50% of the people in your company don't know what you do, the other 50% of the people in your company don't care what you do
Vacation is something you roll over to next year, if you are allowed
Change is the norm
Nepotism is encouraged
Six months is considered to be substantial longevity
You dial '9' before the number no matter where you are calling from
When you are walking in public, you have to fight the urge to pick up scraps of paper and rubbish on the floor
You smile and say 'good morning' to total strangers in the street
When changing your toilet paper at home you automatically fold a triangle on the first sheet
You answer the phone at home 'GOOD MORNING - AFTERNOON EVENING - this is...., how may I help you?'
You would rather die than eat in hotel restaurants
You inspect your hotel room when traveling
Most of all, You read this entire list and understand it....

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