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Keshi's Question

Posted by Hazel Dream on 3:45 PM
Keshi have asked a very interesting question and I thought about it .
So here is my answer.

If you were the opposite sex just for one day, what would you do in that 24hrs?

  • I can be proud of being a bitch.
  • I will always have someone to blame.
  • I can see few colors, which as a male I never thought existed. Mauve, lilac, Lavender.
  • I can cry .
  • And not feel embarrassed about it.
  • I can be dumb and interesting at the same time.
  • I can enjoy sex without doing anything.
  • I can sit and Pee.
  • I can emotionally blackmail men to listen my never ending blabbering.
  • I will understand what “shopping and chocolate “ can do to our existence .
  • I can complain without feeling guilty.
  • I can understand what these K serials are all about.
  • I can defeat and enslave men without fighting.

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22 Comments


awesome!!
*clap clap*
kinda felt good abt this post! :P
well, u can still be a bitch. u dont hav to be a man to not be a bitch. one of my frends calls himself a bitch!(i love such truthfulness and humour)
and yeah..who doesnt like chocolates?!?!?
and abt the rest of the thing, emotional blackmail, enjoying sex, makes me ponder...how is it that the two sexes are made differently!
and belive me K serials arent really all that a big deal...i mean we women too find it dumb!

"I can be dumb and interesting at the same time." (same goes for men)


shitrint

awwwwww
aap to bhadak gaye ...


hmm i agree with shitrint.. not all of it is applicable just to women
men are just as apt if not more at being dumb, insensitive, selfish, emotional blackmailers


no no...am not angry re!
am just saying the same goes for men! i know most womenkind says that all men are bastards and i recently got an example too (some cyber creep flooding my comment box with obscene comments), but i belive that theres an iota of mankind whos not all dat bad!!

and i said i kinda felt good abt ur post
:D
i even applaused. see see
:P
no issues dude!


hmm thank you dear for clarification .
it saved me .


do u think this was fretting abt my affairs? i guess this was all abt what our society is experiencing. i see so many love marriages being reisted by our society.... in the name of ki this is not our culture .

i was trying to find out the definition of indian culture...


Dear Adi
Sorry for confusion .

Culture have many definitions , based on what you percieve.
most of time it is arrogance of purposeless old men , who seek importance in its existence .

As i see it .. Culture is for me. I am not for culture .. so I make my own culture


@ hazel dream:
exactly!! me agree with u!
bravo :D
culture is for me...makes sense!


booooooooooo! :):)

tnxxx for doing it here mate...loved ur answers but I may have a few things to say abt em Mr.Hazel lol!

**I can be proud of being a bitch.

Im not proud btw. hahaha!


**I will always have someone to blame.

really? omg as if men dun blame others!


**I can see few colors, which as a male I never thought existed. Mauve, lilac, Lavender.

lol isnt that a bonus then!


**I can cry .

awwwwwwwwww...


**And not feel embarrassed about it.

well do what ur heart says not what ur head says :)


**I can be dumb and interesting at the same time.

ahemmmm! U dun have to change ur sex then LOL!


**I can enjoy sex without doing anything.

hellooooo?? U mean women dun have to do anything during sex?? So men should just start making love to sofas and chairs. They dun do anything do they?


**I can sit and Pee.

lol okkk thats qualified.


**I can emotionally blackmail men to listen my never ending blabbering.

consider urself lucky then :)


**I will understand what “shopping and chocolate “ can do to our existence .

aha :):)


**I can complain without feeling guilty.

really? oh ok then grrrrrr!


**I can understand what these K serials are all about.

I never watch em anyways.


**I can defeat and enslave men without fighting.

awwwwwww that I agree with :):)


tnxxx Hazel great read!
Keshi.

Anonymous says:

haaaaaawwwwwwwwww lol! i totally agree wat Keshi said...
@hazel dream if u really find women sooo dumb n finicky n whimpering n gibbering non-sense ....then y do you guys bother yourself to hog a glimpse of them, y do u take the pains of being what you r not to have them in ur life.....
no personal hitches wid ur post but must say u showed ur gut, honestly I loved reading it!!!


booooooooooo! :):)

***its ok but your smile is better

**I can be proud of being a bitch.

Im not proud btw. hahaha!

Your laugh says otherwise ..


**I will always have someone to blame.

really? omg as if men dun blame others!

Not always..


**I can see few colors, which as a male I never thought existed. Mauve, lilac, Lavender.

lol isnt that a bonus then!

No …number of colors are directly proportional to shopping


**I can cry .

awwwwwwwwww...

You will not understand its something to do with Y chromosome J)


**And not feel embarrassed about it.

well do what ur heart says not what ur head says :)

Well only women have that liberty … may be they don’t know how to use Head . Except for shampoo and makeup’s

**I can be dumb and interesting at the same time.

ahemmmm! U dun have to change ur sex then LOL!

Yes .. intelligence and interesting is already there ( Yes I know “Modesty”)


**I can enjoy sex without doing anything.

hellooooo?? U mean women dun have to do anything during sex?? So men should just start making love to sofas and chairs. They dun do anything do they?
There are exceptions .. but its mostly making love to sofas and chairs J)

**I can sit and Pee.

lol okkk thats qualified.

EEEEEkkkksss


**I can emotionally blackmail men to listen my never ending blabbering.

consider urself lucky then :)
Pardon me ??



**I will understand what “shopping and chocolate “ can do to our existence .

aha :):)

EEEKKKSS


**I can complain without feeling guilty.

really? oh ok then grrrrrr!


**I can understand what these K serials are all about.

I never watch em anyways.
Because you don’t know hindi


**I can defeat and enslave men without fighting.

awwwwwww that I agree with :):)


Dear AMu

Because we cant live wthout them ... they make our Purpose of Life ...


@hazel:
that "EEEKKKSS" sounds so feminine...
lol..
;-)


Yahhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooo
is that masculine enough :((


Oh no.. I had my next post ready on the same lines. :( Now, I'll have to wait for some more time before I think of posting it. :(((
This Keshi naa, I tell you.. stolen my idea I guess ;) I got to check her blog now.

BTW, I liked the post but agree fully with Keshi.
Because we cant live wthout them ... Ohhh so honestly you admitted it. :D


LOL Cuckoo high-five girl! ;-)



**may be they don’t know how to use Head . Except for shampoo and makeup’s

Hazel ur too funny :):) btw d u know girls r made of sugar n sweet and boys r made of snakes n toads...lol sorry but its true.



Keshi.


Cuckoo
Hmm we are honest ... till we are forced to lie .

Keshi ...
MY God... thats why diabetes is spreading so fast ..
and men have snake ,dont know about the toad part .LOl


uhmmm...if u really go to see and observe...ur post is more unisex :P same difference!


ewwwwwwwww LOL!

Keshi.


Hmmm humour!
Good...good...very different from ur usual deep posts but liked it too!


play football! get into a street fight, drink all night with my buddies, swear loud and filthy :D


Those were the cliche conclusions about our kind...

Yet not downright wrong though. I completely believe in "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus". Hell with anatomy, at times I almost conclude they are two diff. species.

Anyways, you'd have loved it had it happened for real:)

BTW, we have similar blog urls, if you noticed. And you write thought provoking poetry!

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